The Mandelbrot Melee! Division 1: First Round Matches!

Ok here we go! Here are the first round fights for Division 1. Study the stats carefully and then vote for who you think kicks the most ass! The Winners of this round will go on to battle again in the 2nd round and have the chance to be crowned Division 1 Champion – that Champion will go on to battle the other division champs in the final showdown.

FIRST ROUND MATCHES!

DIVISION 1: MEN

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MATCH 1

HAN SOLO VS. INDIANA JONES

HAN SOLO

BACKGROUND: Born on the planet Corellia, Solo made his living as a space smuggler but soon joined the Rebellion and helped defeat the evil Empire.

FIGHTING STYLE: Not opposed to firing first, Solo has been known to rush head on into a herd of Stormtroopers, but also knows when hiding out and waiting to float away with the rest of the trash works too.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Good Blaster at his side-hip

QUOTE: “Never tell me the odds.”

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INDIANA JONES

BACKGROUND: Teacher by day, roguish archaeologist by night. Indiana as a knack for finding himself in impossible to get out of situations, but he always finds a way to come out on top and always gets the girl.

FIGHTING STYLE: down and dirty and up close and personal. Not afraid to shoot an unarmed swordsmen either.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: The Bullwhip

QUOTE: “I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go along.”

MATCH 2

ELLEN RIPLEY VS. KATNISS EVERDEEN

ELLEN RIPLEY

BACKGROUND: Once just the Warrant Officer for the space ship Nostromo, Ripley was soon forced to learn to fight for her life thanks a pesky little alien. Turns out she was pretty good at kicking ass and has brought down a many of xenomorphs.

FIGHTING STYLE: Never goes into a fight empty handed. The more guns and grenades the better!

WEAPON OF CHOICE: M-41A Pulse Rifle (with grenade launcher attachment)

QUOTE: “Get away from her you BITCH!”

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KATNESS EVERDEEN

BACKGROUND: Katniss comes from the poor coal-mining area known as District 12. She has had to learn to fend for herself and fight for what she believes in the hard way. There is no silver spoon in her bag of tricks and she fights from the heart.

FIGHTING STYLE: Cunning and Stealth are the name of the game for Katniss. You will never hear her coming until it’s too late and you got a arrow sticking out of your neck. She also will not hesitate to kill to survive.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Bow and Arrow

QUOTE: “May the odds be ever in your favor.”

MATCH 3

BRUCE LEE VS. JACKIE CHAN

BRUCE LEE

BACKGROUND: Hidden from the spirit world as a baby, Bruce Lee would go on to change the world with his Kung Fu and inspire countless devoted followers before the spirit world caught up with him at the early age of 32.

FIGHTING STYLE: The founder of Jeet Kune Do or Way of the Intercepting Fist, Bruce’s philosophy was to “Be like water. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Nunchaku

QUOTE: “Boards don’t hit back.”

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JACKIE CHAN

BACKGROUND: Disciplined and trained in the infamous Peking Opera School, Jackie has what it takes to delicately avoid a punch or jump right in the thick of things and mix it up with the best of them. He always finds a solution to the problems in front of him.

FIGHTING STYLE: Half Buster Keaton, half Shaolin Monk, Chan’s style is hard to describe. Let’s just say he makes it work.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Anything nearby not nailed down

QUOTE: “Don’t let the situation change you. Change it.”

MATCH 4

  ARAGORN VS. ASH

ARAGORN

BACKGROUND: The son of Arathron, Aragorn was born to lead and rule the lands of Middle Earth. But don’t let the royalty tag fool you, Aragorn likes to get his hands dirty and is always the first into a battle. The size of his heart is only matched by the size of his sword.

FIGHTING STYLE: Well trained in swordsmanship and other melee weapons. He is an excellent tracker as well and no prey can escape his blade for long

WEAPON OF CHOICE: The reconstructed Sword of Narsil.

QUOTE: “If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.”

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ASH

BACKGROUND: Once just a everyday joe working at S-Mart, Ash’s life was forever altered thanks to a rather bad weekend at a cabin. It was here that Ash learned to dispatch the undead with power tools, vises, and a sense of humor. Even getting his hand chopped off won’t stop Ash and makes him even more bad ass and groovy.

FIGHTING STYLE: Sloppy but effective. Ash will utilize anything around as a weapon with deadly results. He just keeps getting better and better with every yank of that chainsaw.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Chainsaw and shotgun combo.

QUOTE: “Who’s laughing now?!”

MATCH 5

  FOXY BROWN VS. BLACK WIDOW

FOXY BROWN

BACKGROUND: Seeing her boyfriend shot and killed by by members of the drug syndicate, Foxy Brown swears to get revenge anyway she can, which even includes posing as a prostitute to lure the gang into her arms only to cut their balls off.

FIGHTING STYLE: Foxy Brown will fool her opponent into a false sense of security and when they least expect it – later sucker.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Knifes, guns, fists, Foxy Brown gets the job done with guts and attitude – and looks sexy while doing it.

QUOTE: “Death is too easy for you, bitch. I want you to SUFFER.”

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BLACK WIDOW

BACKGROUND: Once a Soviet spy, Natalia Romanova aka Black Widow, has since changed her communist ways and enlisted in S.H.I.E.L.D and works along side Iron Man, Captain American, and Thor to help save the world from threats that no else can. With heavy company like that, you can be sure that Black Widow knows how to hold her own.

FIGHTING STYLE: Trained in every possible form of Martial Arts and can handle a pistol as well as a grenade launcher – Black Widow is pretty much deadly with or without weapons.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Herself.

QUOTE: “Cognitive recalibration I hit you really hard in the head.”

MATCH 6

  BATMAN VS. JAMES BOND

BATMAN

BACKGROUND: Seeing his parents gunned down when he was just a boy, Bruce Wayne decided to become The Batman to strike fear into the hearts of criminals  –  and to also talk in a gravely voice.

FIGHTING STYLE: Batman was trained by the League of Shadows and can use any type of weapon as well as use the dark and surroundings as to his benefit. A martial arts expert!

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Batman has a ton of wonderful toys at his disposal – from Bat-a-Rangs to Shark Replant, that utility beat has it all.

QUOTE: “I’m Batman!”

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JAMES BOND

BACKGROUND: A member of the Secret Service, James Bond is deployed to all parts of the world to utilize his skills as a super spy and bring down megalomaniac villains intent on ruling the world. Not easy task, but Bond also finds time for the finer things in life like martinis and Pussy, Galore that is.

FIGHTING STYLE: Elegant yet effective, Bond can get out of any death trap and be home in time for tea.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: The Walther PPK pistol

QUOTE: “Bond. James Bond.”

MATCH 7

THE MAN WITH NO NAME VS. YOJIMBO

THE MAN WITH NO NAME

BACKGROUND: Nobody knows where he came from or where he is going, and that’s the way The Man With No Mane likes it. The less you know about him the better, but one thing you should know is that he is quicker then he looks.

FIGHTING STYLE: One of the fastest draws in the west, The Man With No Name wastes no time messing around with fancy tricks – just pull that trigger and be done with it quick, means more time for drinkin’ at the saloon.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: 1873 SAA Colt Peacemaker  – 45 cal with a 5 1/2 inch barrel

QUOTE: “When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol’s a dead man. Let’s see if that’s true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.”

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YOJIMBO

BACKGROUND: This mysterious, master-less samurai roams the country side, looking for work where he can get it, and usually finding adventure and action. Good thing he is lightening fast with a sword. He may look relaxed and nonchalant, but Yojimbo can explode in a flash of steel in a split second.

FIGHTING STYLE: Calm and still right up to the point when his samurai sword is unsheathed, then all you are going to see is red.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Samurai sword

QUOTE: “I’ll get paid for killing, and this town is full of people who deserve to die.”

MATCH 8

SNAKE PLISSKEN VS. LEATHERFACE

SNAKE PLISSKEN

BACKGROUND: Snake Plissken is a former U.S. Army Lieutenant, serving under Special Forces Unit Black Flight with two Purple Hearts, and the youngest soldier to be decorated by the U.S. President for bravery during campaigns in Leningrad and Siberia in World War III against the USSR.

FIGHTING STYLE: Snake gets up close and personal and makes you remember why they call him snake.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Mac-10 with silencer

QUOTE: “Call me Snake.”

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LEATHERFACE

BACKGROUND: Considered to be the first “Slasher”, Leatherface may not say much but has carved his way into our hearts with his childlike curiosity and inbred nature. Family comes first for Leatherface and he will kill anyone, or anything to protect them.

FIGHTING STYLE: Crazed chainsaw wielding manic type of fighting.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Poulan 245a Chainsaw

QUOTE: “oooouuuugghgaw”

 

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