Tuesdays Top 5!

(Getting this one in under the wire)

Top 5 Christopher Walken Impersonations!

#5. Titus Welliver

Never heard of this dude but his Walken is pretty good – but the real highlight of this clip is the story Titus tells about Walken.

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Tuesdays Top 5!

Top 5 Boogalo Shrimp Breakdances!

#5. The First Dance Off with ElectroRock – from Breakin‘ 

This scene gets the number 5 billing due to ElectroRock turning out Boogalo Shrimp and Ozone. In all fairness Shrimp was obviously amped up and ready to put ElectroRock under, but lame ass Ozone held him back. Still, Boogalo busts out some sweet moves in the first battle. And be sure to check out Ice-T’s “Ski Goggle” look. Dope.

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Tuesdays Top 5!

Tuesdays bring us a Top 5 list. Today it’s…

TOP 5 BLATANT ABUSES OF THE FORCE BY JEDI’S

#5. Qui-Gon Jinn trying to use republic credits to pay for ship parts (Episode 1: The Phantom Menace)

After escaping from Naboo with the Queen, Qui-Gon and Co. have to make an emergency stop on Tatooine to fix their ship. They find a Parts Dealer in the settlement of Mos Espa named Watto. Watto says he has the parts they need and will sale them to Qui-Gon. He asks how they intend to pay for all these expensive space ship parts –  Qui-Gon tells him they have Republic Credits. Watto replies that Credits are no good out here on Tatooine and that he needs something that has value. This exchange seems fair enough, I mean Watto isn’t trying to rip Qui-Gon off or anything, dude is just trying to make a profit. Life on Tatooine is hard. Qui-Gon Jinn then waves his hand and says that Credits will do fine. Fucking Qui-Gon is trying to pull a fast one on Watto, cheating him out of his expensive ship parts! Republic Credits are worth shit on Tatooine and Jinn knows this – he knows that he would be getting hella expensive parts for basically nothing. That’s just wrong and not the way of The Jedi. (Good thing Watto is immune to Jedi Mind Tricks)

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